Deciding to better approach Alternate 40k Rules, we have decided to make every datasheet cost 1 point.
By doing so, we ensure the game will be highly stable. We are so confident that play testing is not needed. Nor is the point formula we based the entire game on.
The next rule for the 2.0 A4R will require you to smash your models to pieces when they die. They are dead, and so you must buy another one and paint it all up again. This ensures that the GW executives can afford a yacht built to be a life sized Emperor Class Battleship by the year’s end. As we have no affiliation with them, it will be entirely your fault this eye sore exists.
All dice rolls automatically succeed going forward. This way no one will ever have to do math ever again or touch cursed dice.
Victory Points no longer matter. You all get participation trophies for playing.
One Datasheet will be selected at random each month. If you have this datasheet in your army, you automatically win! But not really because of the participation trophies and Victory Points not mattering. This is a secret win that only you know about.
If both armies have this datasheet, you both double secretly win! But really just you. But really no one because of the participation trophies.
Happy April fools! Thank you for wasting your time reading that nonsense. We are currently prepping the next set of tests for the Emperor Children Datasheets and Warband rules. All Chaos Codexes have received updates and cleanup as well. We hope to release them all in one giant mega dump!
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